Built like a tank. Heart of a teddy bear. Zero acting lessons.

A rescue pit bull in Yukon, Oklahoma, with Chelsee behind the camera and on your emails.

Tank sitting tall next to Chelsee on the couch
Tank buried under a green blanket on the bed, only his face poking out

Half pit, half hippo, all drama.

Tank is a rescue pit bull. He's big, he's soft, and he takes blankets very seriously. One video of him dramatically suffering under one, in a 70-degree house, got 24 million views. Geobeats picked it up.

His normal day is the set: couch, meals, walks, recovery days. So his brand videos look like a regular day with a big dog, because that's what they are. (The couches are still his.)

Chelsee hugging Tank for a selfie on the couch

Chelsee runs the show.

Chelsee is the creator. Tank is the face. She knows what he'll do on camera, and what he flat-out won't.

Your brief goes to tank.the.pitopotamus@gmail.com, and the reply comes from the same inbox.

House rules.

1. Only his real life

Every video is shot in Tank's real routine: couch, meals, walks, recovery days. No fake sets. (The pajamas are real too.)

2. Every post is labeled

Paid or gifted, it says so. Tank's posts follow FTC rules.

3. Straight numbers

24M is the peak, not the average. A typical post does about 5K. You hear that before you pay, not after.

Illustration of a pit bull with the words: Judge the heart, not the breed

Judge the heart, not the breed.

Lots of people judge a pit bull before they meet one, and Tank changes their mind one nap at a time.

His followers are into pit bulls, rescue, pet wellness, and everyday dog-parent life. If your product fits that world, Tank is a good match.

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